Apologies To Anyone I Haven't Offended Yet Card A novelty greetings card with "I would like to apologise to anyone I haven't offended yet. Please be patient, I'll get to...

Only In It For The Parking Card A rude greetings card with a blue disabled badge and the slogan "I'm Only In It For The Parking" printed on the front....

I'm A Fucking Professional Card A rude greetings card with "I'm A Fucking Professional" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any...

I'm A Fucking Unicorn, Bitch Card A rude greetings card with a unicorn standing on a rainbow and "I'm A Fucking Unicorn, Bitch" printed on the front. This rude greetings...

How About A Nice Warm Cup Of Shut The Fuck Up Card A rude greetings card with a choice of two retro graphics and the slogan "How About A Nice...

I'm A Fucking Genius Card A rude greetings card with "I'm A Fucking Genius" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any...

Go Green Fuck A Vegan Card A rude greetings card with "Go Green Fuck A Vegan" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal...

Go Green Fuck A Vegetarian Card A rude greetings card with "Go Green Fuck A Vegetarian" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal...

Nice Beaver (Coloured) Card A novelty greetings card with a cute beaver graphic and "Nice Beaver!" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal...

No I Won't Fix Your Fucking Computer Card A rude greetings card with "No I Won't Fix Your Fucking Computer" in big, bold lettering printed on the front. This rude...

Nice Beaver Card A novelty greetings card with a cute beaver outline graphic and "Nice Beaver!" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal...

Kitchen Bitch Card A rude greetings card with "Kitchen Bitch" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is...

If You Think I'm a Dick Card A rude greetings card with "If you think I'm a dick you should meet my ..." choose from either brother or father printed...

If You Think I'm a Bitch Card A rude greetings card with "If you think I'm a bitch you should meet my ..." choose from either sister or mother printed...

Cunt of the Year Card A rude greetings card with a red rosette and "Cunt of the Year" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone...

I'd Rather Be Drinking Prosecco Card A novelty greetings card with "I'd Rather Be Drinking Prosecco!" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal...

Personalised Text Lights Card Written in lights! A novelty greetings card with you own personalised text written in a light bulb sign style font printed on the front. This novelty...

Cunt Lights Card Written in lights! A rude greetings card with "Cunt" written in a light bulb sign style font printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great...

Coronavirus Ruined My Birthday Card A novelty greetings card with "Coronavirus Ruined My Birthday" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any...

Irish As Fuck Card A rude greetings card with "Irish As Fuck" below a shamrock printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for...

English As Fuck Card A rude greetings card with "English As Fuck" below an English rose printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal...

Scottish As Fuck Card A rude greetings card with "Scottish As Fuck" below a Scottish thistle graphic printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and...

Welsh As Fuck Card A rude greetings card with "Welsh As Fuck" below a Welsh dragon printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal...

I Love Spreadsheets Card A geeky greetings card with "I Love Spreadsheets" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The...

Personalised Design Card A novelty greetings card with your own personalised design printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. PLEASE...

I Fucking Love You Card A rude greetings card with a cute heart graphic and the slogan “I Fucking Love You” printed on the front. This rude greetings card is...

Happy Go Lucky Little Ray Of Fucking Sunshine Card A rude greetings card with "I'm A Happy Go Lucky Little Ray Of Fucking Sunshine" printed on the front. This rude...

You Make Me Moist Card A rude greetings card with a cute stick figure and heart graphic and “You Make Me Moist" printed on the front. This rude greetings card...

Mind The Twat Card A rude greetings card with "Mind The Twat" and graphic based on the London Underground logo, printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great...

I'm Not Autistic Card A rude greetings card with "I'm Not Autistic, I'm Just an Arsehole" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal...

I'm Always Being Asked To Do Shit Card A rude greetings card with "I'm always being asked to do shit I'm not qualified for; like being nice to fucking idiots."...

I Love To Rub My Meat Card A rude greetings card with "I Love To Rub My Meat" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone...

Personalised Fucking Card A rude greetings card with "Name's Fucking Birthday Card" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. Make...

Fuck This Shit Card A rude greetings card with "Fuck This Shit" in a fridge magnet style font printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone...

Bollocks To Brexit Card A rude greetings card with "Bollocks to Brexit" in a punk style font printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and...

Keep Calm Ofsted Will Never Find Out Card A novelty greetings card with "Keep Calm Ofsted Will Never Find Out" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great...