Greetings Cards (48)

Someone Loves You, Not Me... I Think You're A Cunt Card Rude and offensive greetings card with a cute bear graphic and the phrase "Someone Loves You" on the front,...

Personalised The Man The Myth CardA rude greetings card with "*Name* The Man The Myth The Bell End" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a...

Daddy You're My Hero CardA rude greetings card with "Daddy You're My Hero, But My Mummy Thinks You're A Dickhead" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great...

That's Mr Cunt To You CardA rude greetings card with "That's Mr Cunt To You" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for...

Jesus Fucking Christ CardA rude greetings card with "Jesus Fucking Christ You're Old" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The...

In Dog Years CardA rude greetings card with "In Dog Years, You're Dead" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The...

Happy Fucking Birthday Card Rude and offensive greetings card with pastel balloons and "Happy Fucking Birthday" printed on the front. This rude, but light and bright birthday card is great...

Happy Birthday You Cunt Card Rude and offensive greetings card with bright celebration candles and "Happy Birthday You Cunt" printed on the front. This rude and colourful card is great...

You're A Twat But I Love You! CardA rude greetings card with "You're A Twat But I Love You!" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as...

29+, 39+, 49+ or 59+ Lady's Middle Finger CardA rude greetings card with 29+, 39+, 49+ or 59+ and An Extended Lady's Middle Finger (alternatively choose your own age) printed...

29+, 39+, 49+ or 59+ Middle Finger CardA rude greetings card with 29+, 39+, 49+ or 59+ and An Extended Middle Finger (alternatively choose your own age) printed on the...

B Is For Boyfriend, It's Also For Bellend Card Rude and offensive greetings card with "B Is For Boyfriend, It's Also For Bellend" printed on the front. This rude and...

Personalised Years Of Being A Cunt CardA rude. personalised greetings card with "## Years Of Being A Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a...

You Make My Knob Throb Card Tongue in cheek greetings card with a cute graphic and "You Make My Knob Throb" printed on the front. This cute and offensive greetings...

You Make My Minge Twinge Card Tongue in cheek greetings card with a cute couple and "You Make My Minge Twinge" printed on the front. This cute and offensive greetings...

Nice Cock! Card Tongue in cheek greetings card with a cute, colourful, cockerel graphic and "Nice Cock!" printed on the front. This cute and offensive greetings card is great for...

Cock Hungry Whore Card Rude and offensive greetings card with a bright lipstick motif and the phrase "Cock Hungry Whore". This funny and rude greetings card is great for any...

You Make Me Wetter Than An Otter's Pocket Card Tongue in cheek greetings card with cute otter graphic and “You Make Me Wetter Than An Otter's Pocket” printed on the...