Coronavirus Ruined My Birthday Card A novelty greetings card with "Coronavirus Ruined My Birthday" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any...
Personalised Birthday Swearing Card A rude greetings card with "*Name*, it might be your birthday but you're still a ..."; personalised with your chosen name and choice of profanity printed...
Personalised Age and Fucking Fabulous Card A rude greetings card with "*Age* and Fucking Fabulous" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for...
Hope Your Birthday Isn't Shit Card A rude greetings card with "Hope Your Birthday Isn't Shit" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal...
Personalised Age And Still A Cunt Card A rude greetings card with a star burst graphic and the ability to personalise the age in the slogan "*Age* and Still A...
Personalised Dad, Husband CardA rude greetings card with "*Name* Dad, Husband, Absolute Fucking Legend" in a superhero style font printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for...
OLDI CardA novelty greetings card with an ALDI logo inspired birthday greeting printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside...
My Darling CardA novelty greetings card with "My Darling Husband/Wife, we have been through so much together, most of it your fault." printed on the front. This novelty greetings card...
40 Is The New 30 CardA rude greetings card with "Someone Told Me 40 is the new 30..... Lying Twat" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great...
That's Mrs Cunt To You CardA rude greetings card with "That's Mrs Cunt To You" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for...
That's Mr Cunt To You CardA rude greetings card with "That's Mr Cunt To You" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for...
That's Ms Cunt To You CardA rude greetings card with "That's Ms Cunt To You" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for...
Daddy You're My Hero CardA rude greetings card with "Daddy You're My Hero, But My Mummy Thinks You're A Dickhead" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great...
A Day Over 60 CardA rude greetings card with "You Don't Look A Day Over *Age*" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal...
In Dog Years CardA rude greetings card with "In Dog Years, You're Dead" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The...
Never Mind CardA rude greetings card with "Never Mind You'll Be Dead Soon" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The...
Jesus Fucking Christ CardA rude greetings card with "Jesus Fucking Christ You're Old" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The...
Holy Fuck You're 50 CardA rude greetings card with "Holy Fuck You're 50" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The...
Hey Siri CardA rude greetings card with "Hey Siri. Send A Card To The Biiggest Cunt I Know" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone...
Remembered You're A Cunt CardA rude greetings card with "I Was Going To Get You A Really Nice Card, But Then I Remembered You're A Cunt" printed on the front....
Feed Me Wine CardA rude greetings card with "Feed Me Wine" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside is...
Mummy You're My Hero CardA rude greetings card with "Mummy You're My Hero But My Daddy Thinks You're A Bitch" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great...
You're A Twat But I Love You! CardA rude greetings card with "You're A Twat But I Love You!" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as...
You're A Dickhead But I Love You! CardA rude greetings card with "You're A Dickhead But I Love You!" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as...
Personalised You Old Cunt CardA rude greetings card with "Personalised You Old Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal...
Personalised Years Of Being A Cunt CardA rude. personalised greetings card with "## Years Of Being A Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a...
Another Year Older And You're Still A Cunt CardA rude greetings card with "Another Year Older And You're Still A Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is...
Personalised I'm As Posh As Fuck CardA rude greetings card with "I'm *Name* & I'm As Posh As Fuck" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as...
Personalised The Man The Myth Card A rude greetings card with "*Name* The Man The Myth" printed on the front and The Bell End" on the inside. This rude greetings...
They Say You Are What You Eat CardA rude greetings card with "They Say You Are What You Eat... But I Don't Remember Eating A Fucking Legend" printed on the...
29+, 39+, 49+ or 59+ Lady's Middle Finger CardA rude greetings card with 29+, 39+, 49+ or 59+ and An Extended Lady's Middle Finger (alternatively choose your own age) printed...
29+, 39+, 49+ or 59+ Middle Finger CardA rude greetings card with 29+, 39+, 49+ or 59+ and An Extended Middle Finger (alternatively choose your own age) printed on the...
Happy Birthday You Cunt Card Rude and offensive greetings card with bright celebration candles and "Happy Birthday You Cunt" printed on the front. This rude and colourful card is great...
Happy Fucking Birthday Card Rude and offensive greetings card with pastel balloons and "Happy Fucking Birthday" printed on the front. This rude, but light and bright birthday card is great...
I Love You For Your Personality But Those Tits CardA rude greetings card with "I Love You For Your Personality But Those Tits Are A Really Nice Bonus" printed on...
