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Ultimate Cunt Card Rude and offensive greetings card with the word "cunt" repeated over and over in a full wrap word cloud printed on the front. Simple and straight to...
Personalised The Man The Myth Card Rude and offensive greetings card with "*Name* The Man The Myth The Bellend" printed on the front. Customise this rude and offensive greetings card...
I Love You For Your Personality But Those Tits Card Honesty is the best policy in this case, a rude greetings card with "I Love You For Your Personality But...
I Love You For Your Personality But That Dick Card Honesty is the best policy in this case, a rude greetings card with "I Love You For Your Personality But...
Happy Valentine's Day...Anal? Card Rude and offensive greetings card with "Happy Valentine's Day...Anal?" printed on the front. This cute and offensive greetings card is perfect for Valentines. The inside is...
Beat Me Bite Me Whip Me Card Rude, offensive, fifty shades of grey inspired greetings card with "Beat me Bite Me Whip Me Fuck Me Mug" printed on the front,...
You Make My Dick Thick Men's Boxers Rude and offensive men's classic boxers printed with "You Make My Dick Thick" on the front. These rude boxers are great as a...
You Make My Willy Go Silly Men's Boxers Rude and offensive men's classic boxers printed with "You Make My Willy Go Silly" on the front. These rude boxers are great...
You Make My Pussy Go Gushy Ladies Shortie Fun rude ladies cotton spandex shortie printed with "You Make My Pussy Go Gushy" on the front. These cheeky knickers are great...
Nice Pussy! Card Tongue in cheek greetings card with a cute, playful kitten graphic with "Nice Pussy!" printed on the front. This colourful and cheeky greetings card is great for...
You Make My Pussy Go Gushy Card Rude and offensive greetings card with "You Make My Pussy Go Gushy" printed on the front. This colourful and offensive greetings card is...
You Make My Willy Go Big Card Rude and offensive greetings card with "You Make My Willy Go Big" printed on the front. This colourful and offensive greetings card is...
You Make Me Wetter Than An Otter's Pocket Card Tongue in cheek greetings card with cute otter graphic and “You Make Me Wetter Than An Otter's Pocket” printed on the...
You're A Cunt But I Love You! Card Rude and offensive greetings card with cute heart balloon graphics and “You're A Cunt But I Love You” printed on the front....
Cunt Heart Card Rude and offensive greetings card with a heart shaped word cloud filled with the word cunt over and over printed on the front. Simple and straight to...
Thanks For All The Orgasms Card Rude and offensive greetings card with a two happy humping bunnies and "Thanks For All The Orgasms" printed on the front. This cute and...
B Is For Boyfriend, It's Also For Bellend Card Rude and offensive greetings card with "B Is For Boyfriend, It's Also For Bellend" printed on the front. This rude and...
Personalised It Might Be Valentines But You're Still A Cunt Card Rude and offensive greetings card with loving hearts graphics, and personalised with your chosen name in the legend "*Name*...
