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Rude Christmas cards at Slightly Disturbed. Put a smile on someone's face this festive season and let them know how you really feel.

Hung Up My Stocking Greeting Card

£3.95

Joyeux Narwhal Greeting Card

£3.95

Bah Fucking Humbug Greeting Card

£3.95

Get This Guy A Mince Pie Greeting Card

£3.95

Love Your Sprouts Greeting Card

£3.95

Festive As Fuck Greeting Card

£3.95

Jolly As Fuck Greeting Card

£3.95

Well Hung Greeting Card

£3.95

Mince Pies Before Guys Greeting Card

£3.95

I Don't Exist Merry Christmas Greeting Card

£3.95

Santa Came Twice Greeting Card

£3.95

I'm Not Santa Greeting Card

£3.95

Hey Kids! There Is No Santa! Greeting Card

£3.95

Ho Ho Ho Motherfucker Santa Greeting Card

£3.95

Ho Ho Ho Motherfucker Greeting Card

£3.95

Dabbing Santa Greeting Card

£3.95

Dear Santa, Define 'Naughty' Greeting Card

£3.95

Santa Is A Judgemental Cunt Greeting Card

£3.95

Secret Santa - Everyone Thinks I'm A Cunt Greeting Card

£3.95

Dear Santa, Yes, I’ve Been Naughty Greeting Card

£3.95

A Gay In A Manger Greeting Card

£3.95

HO Cubed Greeting Card

£3.95

Merry Kiss My Arse Greeting Card

£3.95

Coronavirus Ruined Christmas Greeting Card

£3.95

I Am Your Father Christmas Greeting Card

£3.95

Jingle Balls Christmas Greeting Card

£3.95

Merry Christmas Bitches Greeting Card

£3.95

Winner Winner Christmas Dinner Greeting Card

£3.95

Christmas Can Fuck Off Greeting Card

£3.95

All I Want For Christmas Greeting Card

£3.95

Stick Your Christmas Spirit Up Your Arse Greeting Card

£3.95

Merry Fucking Christmas You Miserable... Swearing Greeting Card

£3.95

Merry Fucking Christmas You Grumpy... Swearing Greeting Card

£3.95

Merry Christmas Bollock Chops Greeting Card

£3.95

Merry Fucking Christmas Santa Greeting Card

£3.95

Merry Fucking Christmas Greeting Card

£3.95