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They say romance is dead, we beg to differ. Who needs hearts and flowers - browse our range of rude valentines gifts. FREE UK DELIVERY

You Make My Pussy Go Gushy Greeting Card

£3.95

Personalised Valentines Swearing Mug

£9.99

Beat Me Bite Me Whip Me Greeting Card

£3.95

You're A Cunt But I Love You! Coaster

£3.99

You Make My Willy Go Big Swear Bear

£12.99

You Make My Cunt Grunt Ladies Shortie

£13.99

You Make My Cunt Grunt Swear Bear

£12.99

You Make My Cunt Grunt Water Bottle

£14.99

You Make My Willy Go Silly Swear Bear

£12.99

You Make My Cunt Grunt Greeting Card

£3.95

You Make My Dick Thick Greeting Card

£3.95

I Love You For Your Personality But Those Tits Greeting Card

£3.95

I Love You For Your Personality But That Dick Greeting Card

£3.95

Happy Valentine's Day...Anal? Greeting Card

£3.95

You Make My Dick Thick Men's Boxers

£13.99

You Make My Willy Go Silly Men's Boxers

£13.99

You Make My Pussy Go Gushy Ladies Shortie

£13.99

Nice Pussy! Greeting Card

£3.95

You Make My Willy Go Big Greeting Card

£3.95

Otter's Pocket Greeting Card

£3.95

You're A Cunt But I Love You! Greeting Card

£3.95

Cunt Heart Greeting Card

£3.95

Thanks For All The Orgasms Greeting Card

£3.95

B Is for Boyfriend Greeting Card

£3.95

Personalised It Might Be Valentines - Cunt Greeting Card

£3.95

In A World Full Of Knobs Greeting Card

£3.95

I Fucking Love You - Woman Greeting Card

£3.95

I Fucking Love You - Man Greeting Card

£3.95

You Make My Knob Throb Greeting Card

£3.95

You Make My Minge Twinge Greeting Card

£3.95

Nice Cock! Greeting Card

£3.95

Someone Loves You, Not Me... Greeting Card

£3.95

Cock Hungry Whore Greeting Card

£3.95

You Make My Dick Thick Swear Bear

£12.99

You Make My Pussy Go Gushy Swear Bear

£12.99

You Make My Dick Thick Water Bottle

£14.99