• 0800 0029961
  • Order by 2pm for same day dispatch
  • Free UK Delivery
Rude and highly offensive, we have a huge range of products, from wanker mugs to wanker t-shirts and babywear. Get free UK delivery on all of our wanker gifts

Ultimate Swearing Mug

£9.99

Merry Fucking Christmas You Miserable... Men's T-Shirt

£14.99

Merry Fucking Christmas You Grumpy... Men's T-Shirt

£14.99

Personalised It Might Be Your Birthday Swearing Mug

£9.99

Pension Wanker Mug

£9.99

Personalised It Might Be Your Birthday Swearing Men's T-Shirt

£14.99

Wanker Mug

£9.99

Only Wankers Are Born In *Month* Mug

£9.99

I'm Not A Pancake Expert Mug

£9.99

Happy Birthday Swearing Mug

£9.99

Happy Valentines Swearing Swear Bear

£12.99

Office Abuse Mug

£9.99

Merry Christmas Wanker Mug

£9.99

Spoiler Alert Swearing Mug

£9.99

Personalised Valentines Swearing Mug

£9.99

Merry Fucking Christmas You Miserable... Ladies T-Shirt

£14.99

Merry Christmas Wanker Swear Bear

£12.99

I'm Not A Pancake Expert Water Bottle

£14.99

Personalised It Might Be Your Birthday Swearing Apron

£15.99

Office Abuse Water Bottle

£14.99

Someone Out There Loves You Swearing Water Bottle

£14.99

Someone Out There Loves You Swearing Apron

£15.99

Wedding Wankers Mug

£9.99

Jesus Loves You...Wanker Swear Bear

£12.99

Someone Loves You, Not Me...Wanker Swear Bear

£12.99

Office Wanker Swear Bear

£12.99

Wedding Wankers Swear Bear

£12.99

Ultimate Swearing Greeting Card

£3.95

Merry Fucking Christmas You Grumpy... Ladies T-Shirt

£14.99

Random Bullshit Inspirational Quote Mug

£9.99

Happy Valentines Day Wanker Mug

£9.99

Merry Christmas... Swearing Hoodie

£23.99

Merry Christmas... Swearing Mug

£9.99

Merry Christmas... Swearing Sticker Pack

£3.49

Merry Christmas... Swearing Swear Bear

£12.99

Merry Christmas... Swearing Greeting Card

£3.95