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Shop our collection of rude and highly offensive gifts, choose from our range of mugs, clothing and greeting cards. All of our rude gifts come with free UK delivery.

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You Make Me Wetter
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Christmas Stuffing
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Giving And Receiving
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Two Fucking Deer
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Horny Merry Christmas
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Lighten The Fuck Up
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Geeky As Fuck
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Shitty Little Christmas
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Not Going to Spank Itself
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Hope Your Christmas Is Not Shit
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Sweater for Christmas
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The Dickhead List
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Nothing For You Bitch
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Even Wankers Deserve
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Santa Loves A Ho
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Happy Christmas And All That Shit
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Christmas Pudding
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Same Shit Different Christmas
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Merry Xmas You Magnificent Bastard
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Happy Cock-mas
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Touch My Elf
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Rude Christmas Gifts
Get ready to jingle some bells and spread some cheeky Christmas cheer with our fabulous collection of Rude Christmas Gifts, Rude Secret Santa Surprises, and Rude Christmas Jumpers! Brighten up the office party with a rude Christmas jumper or let Pete from accounts know how you really feel about him with an offensive secret Santa gift.
Whether you’re looking to shake things up at your annual office Secret Santa exchange or add a dash of irreverent humor to your Christmas party, our handpicked assortment of rude and witty Christmas Gifts is sure to do the trick. From snarky slogans to laugh-out-loud designs, we’ve got the perfect gifts and attire to make this Christmas season a memorable one.
Explore our collection now and discover the perfect dose of naughty amidst all the nice. ‘Tis the season to be offensive, after all! Embrace the festive fun and shop our Rude Christmas Gifts, Rude Secret Santa surprises, and Rude Christmas Jumpers.
Rude Christmas Cards
Rude Christmas Cards
Rude Christmas Jumpers
Are you looking to make a statement at your office Christmas party or family Christmas dinner? Our collection of rude and offensive Christmas jumpers is the perfect way to add a touch of dark humour to your holiday celebrations.
Featuring a range of vulgar and offensive slogans and designs, these jumpers are sure to get you noticed. From hilarious insults to downright shocking statements, our jumpers are perfect for those who appreciate a bit of naughty humour.
Whether you’re looking to shock your colleagues or just need a good laugh, our jumpers are the perfect way to add a little bit of spice to your holiday season. So, if you’re tired of the same old, boring Christmas jumpers, why not choose something more memorable?
Rude Secret Santa Gifts
Rude T-Shirts
ooking to add a touch of irreverence to your wardrobe? Look no further than our collection of hilarious, offensive, and downright rude t-shirts. With hundreds of designs to choose from, there’s something to shock and amuse everyone.
Our t-shirts are crafted with a quintessentially British sense of humor, guaranteed to make you chuckle (and maybe even offend a few). We use only the finest materials to ensure your t-shirt is comfortable, durable, and looks great. Our designs are one-of-a-kind, so you can be sure you’re wearing something truly special.
Whether you’re heading to a party, a festival, or just want to add a bit of spice to your everyday look, our rude t-shirts are the perfect choice. From classic insults to pop culture references, our collection has something for everyone. Discover your favorite design and let your personality shine through.
Rude Birthday Cards
Looking for a birthday card that’s guaranteed to make your recipient cringe, laugh, or maybe even gasp? Our collection of rude birthday cards is perfect for those who appreciate a bit of vulgarity and enjoy a good laugh.
Filled with coarse humour, crude jokes, and offensive language, these cards are not for the faint of heart. Whether you’re celebrating a friend’s milestone birthday, a coworker’s anniversary, or just want to add a touch of bad taste to the festivities, our rude birthday cards are sure to be a conversation starter.
From hilariously inappropriate messages to outrageous illustrations, our cards are designed to shock, amuse, and offend. So if you’re tired of the same old, boring birthday cards, why not choose something a little more edgy and offensive?
Rude Birthday Gifts
Rude Mugs
Rude Mugs at Slightly Disturbed. Shop our extensive collection rude, vulgar, insulting and often downright offensive mugs; all with Free UK Delivery
Cunt Mugs
Cunt! Supposedly the rudest word in the English language, but, in our opinion at least, one of the most satisfying to say! We have a huge range of cunt mugs, from simple and discreet to brash, loud and proud – all in bad taste!
Our range of cunt mugs have a variety of designs and come in a range of colours and finishes so there is a design and colour to brighten up everyone’s cuppa; plus get free UK delivery on all of our cunt mugs
Cunt Gifts
If you’re looking for a unique and very, very rude and often extremely offensive cunt gift for a friend or loved one, look no further than our selection of gifts featuring the worst word in the world – “cunt”.
Our range of cunt gifts is available on a range of products, including t-shirts, mugs, birthday cards, and greetings cards perfect for those who love a good joke and appreciate a bit of offensive humour.
Whether you’re shopping for a birthday, Christmas, or just because, our cunt gifts are a fun and lighthearted way to show someone you care.
Fuck Mugs
Fuck mugs at Slightly Disturbed. Rude, vulgar and crude and often downright offensive, our Fuck mugs have got you covered. Free UK delivery
Twat Gifts
Almost the rudest word in the world – our range of twat-themed gifts are available on a range of products, including t-shirts, mugs, greeting cards and many more, all with free UK delivery
Twat Mugs
Twat Mugs
NSFW Gifts
Rude Father’s Day Gifts
Rude Valentines Gifts
Rude Valentines Cards
Ditch the clichés this Valentine’s Day and dive into our collection of downright offensive Valentines cards. No frills, no fluff – just a range of rude and irreverent cards to add a dash of mischief to your Valentine’s celebration. From laugh-out-loud funny to downright vulgar, our selection cuts through the usual mush to deliver a solid dose of British humour. Forget the soppy stuff; let’s inject some real personality into your Valentine’s with our edgy and unconventional gifts. Who said love can’t be a bit cheeky?
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At Slightly Disturbed we believe that life should never be dull, it should be filled with fun, humour and a healthy dose of abuse. That’s why, whether you’re looking for something slightly risqué, a little bit offensive or just plain abusive, our products are certain to hit the spot.

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