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Greeting Cards

Looking for a hilariously inappropriate way to celebrate life’s milestones? Our collection of rude greeting cards is perfect for those who want to add a little edge to their celebrations.

Whether you need a rude birthday card, a rude Christmas card, a rude Valentine’s Day card, or just want to send a little something to shock and amuse your friends, we’ve got you covered.

Our cards are designed with a devilishly funny sense of humour that is sure to make anyone laugh (or blush). Shop now and give the gift of laughter with our rude greeting cards.

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Ruined Your Vagina

Ruined Your Vagina Greeting Card

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Ruined Your Boobs

Ruined Your Boobs Greeting Card

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Glad You Didnt Swallow

Glad You Didnt Swallow Greeting Card

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Love Programming

Love Programming Greeting Card

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Morse Code Twat

Morse Code Twat Greeting Card

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Oh Look

Oh Look Greeting Card

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Bend Over Forwards

Bend Over Forwards Greeting Card

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I Love My Vibrator

I Love My Vibrator Greeting Card

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I Love My Dildo

I Love My Dildo Greeting Card

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My Cock Your Arse

My Cock Your Arse Greeting Card

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Rebel Scum

Rebel Scum Greeting Card

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We'd Both Be Wrong

We'd Both Be Wrong Greeting Card

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I'll Suck Yours

I'll Suck Yours Greeting Card

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I'll Lick Yours

I'll Lick Yours Greeting Card

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But Thinking of You

But Thinking of You Greeting Card

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Spaff Up My

Spaff Up My Greeting Card

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ADHD

ADHD Greeting Card

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They Said It Couldn't Be Done

They Said It Couldn't Be Done Greeting Card

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Inspirational Quote Penis

Inspirational Quote Penis Greeting Card

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Who's Awesome

Who's Awesome Greeting Card

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