Greeting Cards

Looking for a hilariously inappropriate way to celebrate life’s milestones? Our collection of rude greeting cards is perfect for those who want to add a little edge to their celebrations.

Whether you need a rude birthday card, a rude Christmas card, a rude Valentine’s Day card, or just want to send a little something to shock and amuse your friends, we’ve got you covered.

Our cards are designed with a devilishly funny sense of humour that is sure to make anyone laugh (or blush). Shop now and give the gift of laughter with our rude greeting cards.

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Born To Game, Forced To Work

Born To Game, Forced To Work Greeting Card

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Happy Valentines Day Swearing

Happy Valentines Day Swearing Greeting Card

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Google Gives You Answers

Google Gives You Answers Greeting Card

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Abracadabra! Nope You're Still A Cunt

Abracadabra! Nope You're Still A Cunt Greeting Card

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The Box Said Requires Windows 95 So I Installed Linux

The Box Said Requires Windows 95 So I Installed Linux Greeting Card

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Personalised Swearing You're A

Personalised Swearing You're A Greeting Card

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Sorry I Hurt Your Feelings

Sorry I Hurt Your Feelings Greeting Card

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I Voted Remain Because I'm Not A Fucking Idiot

I Voted Remain Because I'm Not A Fucking Idiot Greeting Card

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I'm A Fucking Princess

I'm A Fucking Princess Greeting Card

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Cum Guzzling

Cum Guzzling Greeting Card

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Ginger Twat

Ginger Twat Greeting Card

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Can We Fix It No It's Fucked

Can We Fix It No It's Fucked Greeting Card

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Off You Fuck

Off You Fuck Greeting Card

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I Make Prosecco Disappear, What's Your Superpower

I Make Prosecco Disappear, What's Your Superpower Greeting Card

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I Haven't Got Tourettes You Really Are A Cunt

I Haven't Got Tourettes You Really Are A Cunt Greeting Card

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Jesus Loves You...Swearing

Jesus Loves You...Swearing Greeting Card

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I'm Not Always A ... Just Kidding Go Fuck Yourself

I'm Not Always A ... Just Kidding Go Fuck Yourself Greeting Card

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You Make My Minge Twinge

You Make My Minge Twinge Greeting Card

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Do I Look Like A Fucking People Person

Do I Look Like A Fucking People Person Greeting Card

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Do I Look Like A People Person

Do I Look Like A People Person Greeting Card

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