Greeting Cards

Looking for a hilariously inappropriate way to celebrate life’s milestones? Our collection of rude greeting cards is perfect for those who want to add a little edge to their celebrations.

Whether you need a rude birthday card, a rude Christmas card, a rude Valentine’s Day card, or just want to send a little something to shock and amuse your friends, we’ve got you covered.

Our cards are designed with a devilishly funny sense of humour that is sure to make anyone laugh (or blush). Shop now and give the gift of laughter with our rude greeting cards.

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Don't Be A Cunt ~ Buddha

Don't Be A Cunt ~ Buddha Greeting Card

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It Works On My Machine

It Works On My Machine Greeting Card

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C is for Coffee

C is for Coffee Greeting Card

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T Is For Tea It's Also For Twat

T Is For Tea It's Also For Twat Greeting Card

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Chief Cunt

Chief Cunt Greeting Card

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Being A 'Professional' Is Easy; It's Like Riding A Bike

Being A 'Professional' Is Easy; It's Like Riding A Bike Greeting Card

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Being A Teacher Is Easy; It's Like Riding A Bike

Being A Teacher Is Easy; It's Like Riding A Bike Greeting Card

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I Teach Therefore I Drink

I Teach Therefore I Drink Greeting Card

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There Are 10 Types Of People In The World

There Are 10 Types Of People In The World Greeting Card

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I Won't Keep Calm And You Can Fuck Off

I Won't Keep Calm And You Can Fuck Off Greeting Card

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I'm Not Negative

I'm Not Negative Greeting Card

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Personalised Name Rhymes with Cunt

Personalised Name Rhymes with Cunt Greeting Card

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Personalised Age And Still A Cunt

Personalised Age And Still A Cunt Greeting Card

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Chemistry, It's Like Cooking

Chemistry, It's Like Cooking Greeting Card

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Don't Make Me Use My Teacher Voice

Don't Make Me Use My Teacher Voice Greeting Card

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Keep Calm It's Almost The End Of Term

Keep Calm It's Almost The End Of Term Greeting Card

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Personalised Dad, Husband

Personalised Dad, Husband Greeting Card

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A Wise Person Once Said Don't Be A Cunt

A Wise Person Once Said Don't Be A Cunt Greeting Card

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A Wise Person Once Said Fuck This Shit

A Wise Person Once Said Fuck This Shit Greeting Card

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Pop Art Style Twat

Pop Art Style Twat Greeting Card

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