Greeting Cards

Looking for a hilariously inappropriate way to celebrate life’s milestones? Our collection of rude greeting cards is perfect for those who want to add a little edge to their celebrations.

Whether you need a rude birthday card, a rude Christmas card, a rude Valentine’s Day card, or just want to send a little something to shock and amuse your friends, we’ve got you covered.

Our cards are designed with a devilishly funny sense of humour that is sure to make anyone laugh (or blush). Shop now and give the gift of laughter with our rude greeting cards.

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Pop Art Style Cunt

Pop Art Style Cunt Greeting Card

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Not as Old As Next Year

Not as Old As Next Year Greeting Card

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OLDI

OLDI Greeting Card

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Dad, You're A Fucking Legend

Dad, You're A Fucking Legend Greeting Card

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There's No Cure for Being A Cunt

There's No Cure for Being A Cunt Greeting Card

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Bitch Tits

Bitch Tits Greeting Card

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Cunt Heart

Cunt Heart Greeting Card

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My Darling

My Darling Greeting Card

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Cunty Bollocks

Cunty Bollocks Greeting Card

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Attitude Problem

Attitude Problem Greeting Card

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I Love Fanny

I Love Fanny Greeting Card

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Negative Bullshit

Negative Bullshit Greeting Card

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40 Is The New 30

40 Is The New 30 Greeting Card

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Dad Yoda Best

Dad Yoda Best Greeting Card

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May The Force Be With You

May The Force Be With You Greeting Card

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Bitch, Please I'm So Fucking Fabulous

Bitch, Please I'm So Fucking Fabulous Greeting Card

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I Don't Sugar Coat Shit, I'm Not Willy Wonka

I Don't Sugar Coat Shit, I'm Not Willy Wonka Greeting Card

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Sugar Tits

Sugar Tits Greeting Card

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Twinkle Twinkle Little Star What A Massive Cunt You Are

Twinkle Twinkle Little Star What A Massive Cunt You Are Greeting Card

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Twinkle Twinkle Little Star What A Cunt I Think You Are

Twinkle Twinkle Little Star What A Cunt I Think You Are Greeting Card

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