Greeting Cards

Looking for a hilariously inappropriate way to celebrate life’s milestones? Our collection of rude greeting cards is perfect for those who want to add a little edge to their celebrations.

Whether you need a rude birthday card, a rude Christmas card, a rude Valentine’s Day card, or just want to send a little something to shock and amuse your friends, we’ve got you covered.

Our cards are designed with a devilishly funny sense of humour that is sure to make anyone laugh (or blush). Shop now and give the gift of laughter with our rude greeting cards.

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Queen Of Every Fucking Thing

Queen Of Every Fucking Thing Greeting Card

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King Of Every Fucking Thing

King Of Every Fucking Thing Greeting Card

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You're Divorced Dick

You're Divorced Dick Greeting Card

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You're Divorced Bitch

You're Divorced Bitch Greeting Card

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Holy Fuck You're 50

Holy Fuck You're 50 Greeting Card

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Remembered You're A Cunt

Remembered You're A Cunt Greeting Card

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Hey Siri

Hey Siri Greeting Card

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Feed Me Wine

Feed Me Wine Greeting Card

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Awesome From Your Fanny

Awesome From Your Fanny Greeting Card

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Glazed Doughnut

Glazed Doughnut Greeting Card

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Feed Me Cake

Feed Me Cake Greeting Card

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Happy Mother's Day (I'm Glad You Didn't Swallow)

Happy Mother's Day (I'm Glad You Didn't Swallow) Greeting Card

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The Best Mum (Sorry I Ruined Your Vagina)

The Best Mum (Sorry I Ruined Your Vagina) Greeting Card

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Rainbow Swearing

Rainbow Swearing Greeting Card

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Mummy You're My Hero

Mummy You're My Hero Greeting Card

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Little Miss Cunty

Little Miss Cunty Greeting Card

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You're A Dickhead But I Love You!

You're A Dickhead But I Love You! Greeting Card

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You're A Twat But I Love You!

You're A Twat But I Love You! Greeting Card

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Attention Seeking Cunt

Attention Seeking Cunt Greeting Card

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You're A Cunt But I Love You!

You're A Cunt But I Love You! Greeting Card

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