Greeting Cards

Looking for a hilariously inappropriate way to celebrate life’s milestones? Our collection of rude greeting cards is perfect for those who want to add a little edge to their celebrations.

Whether you need a rude birthday card, a rude Christmas card, a rude Valentine’s Day card, or just want to send a little something to shock and amuse your friends, we’ve got you covered.

Our cards are designed with a devilishly funny sense of humour that is sure to make anyone laugh (or blush). Shop now and give the gift of laughter with our rude greeting cards.

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I Love Midget Porn

I Love Midget Porn Greeting Card

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Personalised I'm As Posh As Fuck

Personalised I'm As Posh As Fuck Greeting Card

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I Love Anal

I Love Anal Greeting Card

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I Love Porn

I Love Porn Greeting Card

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Personalised The Man The Myth

Personalised The Man The Myth Greeting Card

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Ginger Cunt

Ginger Cunt Greeting Card

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I've Really Tried to Stop Swearing But I Cunt

I've Really Tried to Stop Swearing But I Cunt Greeting Card

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OMG It's R2D2 I Loved Him In Star Trek

OMG It's R2D2 I Loved Him In Star Trek Greeting Card

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Behold The Field In Which I Grow My Fucks

Behold The Field In Which I Grow My Fucks Greeting Card

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They Say You Are What You Eat

They Say You Are What You Eat Greeting Card

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I'm Not Gay But £20 Is £20

I'm Not Gay But £20 Is £20 Greeting Card

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Even Jesus Thinks You're A Cunt

Even Jesus Thinks You're A Cunt Greeting Card

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Personalised I'm A Cunt

Personalised I'm A Cunt Greeting Card

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Cock Womble

Cock Womble Greeting Card

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Get This Gal A Mince Pie

Get This Gal A Mince Pie Greeting Card

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Christmas Stuffing

Christmas Stuffing Greeting Card

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Hairy Snowballs

Hairy Snowballs Greeting Card

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I'm Sexy And I Snow It

I'm Sexy And I Snow It Greeting Card

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Cracking Christmas

Cracking Christmas Greeting Card

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Giving And Receiving

Giving And Receiving Greeting Card

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