Rude Cards

Looking for a greeting card that's a little bit naughty? Our collection of rude, crude, and offensive cards are perfect for friends and family who appreciate a good laugh. From mildly inappropriate to downright vulgar, we've got a card for every occasion.

Our greetings cards are printed in full colour on a high quality A5 350gsm silk white card, with the inside left blank for you to handwrite your own message.

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I'm A Fucking Princess

I'm A Fucking Princess Greeting Card

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Cum Guzzling

Cum Guzzling Greeting Card

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Ginger Twat

Ginger Twat Greeting Card

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Can We Fix It No It's Fucked

Can We Fix It No It's Fucked Greeting Card

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Off You Fuck

Off You Fuck Greeting Card

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I Haven't Got Tourettes You Really Are A Cunt

I Haven't Got Tourettes You Really Are A Cunt Greeting Card

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Jesus Loves You...Swearing

Jesus Loves You...Swearing Greeting Card

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I'm Not Always A ... Just Kidding Go Fuck Yourself

I'm Not Always A ... Just Kidding Go Fuck Yourself Greeting Card

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You Make My Minge Twinge

You Make My Minge Twinge Greeting Card

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Do I Look Like A Fucking People Person

Do I Look Like A Fucking People Person Greeting Card

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I Do Not Spew Profanities

I Do Not Spew Profanities Greeting Card

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Personalised Birthday Swearing

Personalised Birthday Swearing Greeting Card

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Personalised Christmas Swearing

Personalised Christmas Swearing Greeting Card

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Someone Out There Loves You

Someone Out There Loves You Greeting Card

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Someone Loves You

Someone Loves You, Not Me... Greeting Card

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Personalised Age and Fucking Fabulous

Personalised Age and Fucking Fabulous Greeting Card

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Magnitude of the Fucks

Magnitude of the Fucks Greeting Card

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Hope Your Birthday Isn't Shit

Hope Your Birthday Isn't Shit Greeting Card

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The Customer is Always

The Customer is Always Greeting Card

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English As Fuck Three Lions

English As Fuck Three Lions Greeting Card

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