Rude Cards

Looking for a greeting card that's a little bit naughty? Our collection of rude, crude, and offensive cards are perfect for friends and family who appreciate a good laugh. From mildly inappropriate to downright vulgar, we've got a card for every occasion.

Our greetings cards are printed in full colour on a high quality A5 350gsm silk white card, with the inside left blank for you to handwrite your own message.

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Even The Cat Thinks You're A Cunt

Even The Cat Thinks You're A Cunt Greeting Card

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Even The Dog Thinks You're A Cunt

Even The Dog Thinks You're A Cunt Greeting Card

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I'd Rather Be Stroking My Pussy

I'd Rather Be Stroking My Pussy Greeting Card

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Nice Pussy

Nice Pussy Greeting Card

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Nice Cock

Nice Cock Greeting Card

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Executive Director of Every Fucking Thing

Executive Director of Every Fucking Thing Greeting Card

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Fuck Off, I'm Busy

Fuck Off, I'm Busy Greeting Card

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Personalised You Old Cunt

Personalised You Old Cunt Greeting Card

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Personalised Years Of Being A Cunt

Personalised Years Of Being A Cunt Greeting Card

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Another Year Older And You're Still A Cunt

Another Year Older And You're Still A Cunt Greeting Card

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I Love You For Your Personality But Those Tits

I Love You For Your Personality But Those Tits Greeting Card

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In A World Full Of Knobs

In A World Full Of Knobs Greeting Card

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In A World Full Of Cunts

In A World Full Of Cunts Greeting Card

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My Face Tells More People To Fuck Off

My Face Tells More People To Fuck Off Greeting Card

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I Love You For Your Personality But That Dick

I Love You For Your Personality But That Dick Greeting Card

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Grumpy Old Fart

Grumpy Old Fart Greeting Card

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Grumpy Fucker

Grumpy Fucker Greeting Card

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Grumpy Twat

Grumpy Twat Greeting Card

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Grumpy Cunt

Grumpy Cunt Greeting Card

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Queen Cunt

Queen Cunt Greeting Card

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