Rude Cards

Looking for a greeting card that's a little bit naughty? Our collection of rude, crude, and offensive cards are perfect for friends and family who appreciate a good laugh. From mildly inappropriate to downright vulgar, we've got a card for every occasion.

Our greetings cards are printed in full colour on a high quality A5 350gsm silk white card, with the inside left blank for you to handwrite your own message.

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My Face Tells More People To Fuck Off

My Face Tells More People To Fuck Off Greeting Card

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I Love You For Your Personality But That Dick

I Love You For Your Personality But That Dick Greeting Card

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Grumpy Old Fart

Grumpy Old Fart Greeting Card

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Grumpy Fucker

Grumpy Fucker Greeting Card

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Grumpy Twat

Grumpy Twat Greeting Card

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Grumpy Cunt

Grumpy Cunt Greeting Card

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Queen Cunt

Queen Cunt Greeting Card

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King Cunt

King Cunt Greeting Card

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Personalised I Fucking Love

Personalised I Fucking Love Greeting Card

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I Love My Rabbit

I Love My Rabbit Greeting Card

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I Love My Butt Plug

I Love My Butt Plug Greeting Card

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I Love Midget Porn

I Love Midget Porn Greeting Card

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Personalised I'm As Posh As Fuck

Personalised I'm As Posh As Fuck Greeting Card

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I Love Anal

I Love Anal Greeting Card

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I Love Porn

I Love Porn Greeting Card

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Personalised The Man The Myth

Personalised The Man The Myth Greeting Card

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Ginger Cunt

Ginger Cunt Greeting Card

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I've Really Tried to Stop Swearing But I Cunt

I've Really Tried to Stop Swearing But I Cunt Greeting Card

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Behold The Field In Which I Grow My Fucks

Behold The Field In Which I Grow My Fucks Greeting Card

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They Say You Are What You Eat

They Say You Are What You Eat Greeting Card

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