Rude Bears

Hope Your Christmas Is Not Shit

Hope Your Christmas Is Not Shit Swear Bear

Sweater for Christmas

Sweater for Christmas Swear Bear

The Dickhead List

The Dickhead List Swear Bear

Nothing For You Bitch

Nothing For You Bitch Swear Bear

Even Wankers Deserve

Even Wankers Deserve Swear Bear

Santa Loves A Ho

Santa Loves A Ho Swear Bear

Happy Christmas And All That Shit

Happy Christmas And All That Shit Swear Bear

Christmas Pudding

Christmas Pudding Swear Bear

Same Shit Different Christmas

Same Shit Different Christmas Swear Bear

Merry Xmas You Magnificent Bastard

Merry Xmas You Magnificent Bastard Swear Bear

Happy Cock-mas

Happy Cock-mas Swear Bear

Touch My Elf

Touch My Elf Swear Bear

Jingle Bell End

Jingle Bell End Swear Bear

Tinsel Tits

Tinsel Tits Swear Bear

Bum Me This Christmas

Bum Me This Christmas Swear Bear

Personalised Christmas Wank Sock

Personalised Christmas Wank Sock Swear Bear

Merry Christmas From Me And My Cock

Merry Christmas From Me And My Cock Swear Bear

A Dildo for Christmas

A Dildo for Christmas Swear Bear

Merry Christmas From Me And My Pussy

Merry Christmas From Me And My Pussy Swear Bear

Ho Ho Holy Shit

Ho Ho Holy Shit Swear Bear