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Looking for a way to make a bold statement? Check out our selection of rude tote bags! Shopping has never been so much fun. With designs ranging from geek-themed to downright offensive, our bags are sure to turn heads. Express your unique sense of humour and style with a bag that speaks to you. Shop now and let your bag do the talking
Merry Christmas You Twat
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All I Want For Christmas Is Money
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Jingle Fucking Bells
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Season To Get Shitfaced
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Happy Whatever The Fuck
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Ho Bloody Ho
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Merry Christmas Sugar Tits
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Santa Knows You've Been A Cunt
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Merry Christmas Cunts
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Fuck Turkey
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Fuck Sprouts
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Your Secret Santa
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Happy Birthday Jesus!
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Santa Is Coming
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Hate Xmas Hate Jumpers
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Bah Fucking Humbug
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Love Your Sprouts
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Festive As Fuck
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Jolly As Fuck
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Well Hung
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