I Don’t Exist Merry Christmas Swear Bear
Fall in love with this cute, cuddly and very, very rude Swear Bear.
Rude and offensive teddy bear with “I Don’t Exist! Merry Christmas!” printed on his t-shirt. Our bad taste bears make a great celebration gift for the one you love; sweet, lovable and downright offensive .
Choose your bear colour and size.
- Bear available in either plush cream or brown fur
- 100% Polyester plush fur
- Bear available in small or medium size
- Small Bear – height head to toe standing 20cm, length paw to paw 17cm
- Medium Bear – height head to toe standing 30cm, length paw to paw 26cm
- Complies with EN71 European Toy Safety regulations
- White removable short sleeved t-shirt
- Bear suitable for all ages 18+
All of our items are hand-printed to order, as a result, colours may vary between prints – images are for illustration purposes only.