A Cunt You Are
Shit Happens
Cock Gobbling Spunk Trumpet
Arse Munching Thundercunt
Cock Juggling Thundercunt
Cunt It Tastes Better
Chill The Fuck Out
Arse Munching Spunk Trumpet
Dumbfuckery To A Minimum
A Fuck For All Occasions
You're Leaving
Psycho Bitch
Obnoxious Cunt Disorder
Coffin Dodging Oxygen Thief
Jesus Is Watching You
The Fuck Up Fairy
From The Child You Inherited
I Don't Speak Stupid
Congratu-fucking-lations
Wedding Wankers
Marriage Motherfuckers
Top Cunt
Old Cunt
Older Wiser And Still A Massive
Fucking Legend
I Am The Fuck Up Fairy
Losing My Shit
Jesus Is Coming
Dogs, Because People Are Dicks
Cats, Because People Are Cunts
Star Whore
Attitude Stinks Smell My Cock
Sniff My
Cats Don't Give A Fuck
You Make My Fanny Flutter
Good Luck Finding Better Colleagues