Greeting Cards

Looking for a hilariously inappropriate way to celebrate life’s milestones? Our collection of rude greeting cards is perfect for those who want to add a little edge to their celebrations.

Whether you need a rude birthday card, a rude Christmas card, a rude Valentine’s Day card, or just want to send a little something to shock and amuse your friends, we’ve got you covered.

Our cards are designed with a devilishly funny sense of humour that is sure to make anyone laugh (or blush). Shop now and give the gift of laughter with our rude greeting cards.

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I'm Busy Making A Fucking Difference

I'm Busy Making A Fucking Difference Greeting Card

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I Love Pussy

I Love Pussy Greeting Card

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I Love Meetings

I Love Meetings Greeting Card

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I Love Cock

I Love Cock Greeting Card

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Having A Dirty Mind

Having A Dirty Mind Greeting Card

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T Is For Twat

T Is For Twat Greeting Card

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A Is For Arsehole

A Is For Arsehole Greeting Card

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F Is For Fuckwit

F Is For Fuckwit Greeting Card

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C Is For Cunt

C Is For Cunt Greeting Card

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Better To Have Loved And Divorced

Better To Have Loved And Divorced Greeting Card

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Apologies To Anyone I Haven't Offended Yet

Apologies To Anyone I Haven't Offended Yet Greeting Card

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Only In It For The Parking

Only In It For The Parking Greeting Card

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I'm A Fucking Professional

I'm A Fucking Professional Greeting Card

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I'm A Fucking Unicorn, Bitch

I'm A Fucking Unicorn, Bitch Greeting Card

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How About A Nice Warm Cup Of Shut The Fuck Up

How About A Nice Warm Cup Of Shut The Fuck Up Greeting Card

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I'm A Fucking Genius

I'm A Fucking Genius Greeting Card

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Go Green Fuck A Vegan

Go Green Fuck A Vegan Greeting Card

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Go Green Fuck A Vegetarian

Go Green Fuck A Vegetarian Greeting Card

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No I Won't Fix Your Fucking Computer

No I Won't Fix Your Fucking Computer Greeting Card

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Nice Beaver

Nice Beaver Greeting Card

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