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Greeting Cards

Looking for a hilariously inappropriate way to celebrate life’s milestones? Our collection of rude greeting cards is perfect for those who want to add a little edge to their celebrations.

Whether you need a rude birthday card, a rude Christmas card, a rude Valentine’s Day card, or just want to send a little something to shock and amuse your friends, we’ve got you covered.

Our cards are designed with a devilishly funny sense of humour that is sure to make anyone laugh (or blush). Shop now and give the gift of laughter with our rude greeting cards.

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Spank Me

Spank Me Greeting Card

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Favourite Face

Favourite Face Greeting Card

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Bum Me This Anniversary

Bum Me This Anniversary Greeting Card

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Bum Me This Birthday

Bum Me This Birthday Greeting Card

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Bum Me This Valentine's

Bum Me This Valentine's Greeting Card

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I Love Granny Porn

I Love Granny Porn Greeting Card

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Festive Good Vibes

Festive Good Vibes Greeting Card

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Stop Being A Cunt

Stop Being A Cunt Greeting Card

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Like A Penis

Like A Penis Greeting Card

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Box of Fuck All

Box of Fuck All Greeting Card

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Stronger Word Than Fuck

Stronger Word Than Fuck Greeting Card

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Back-Alley Hooker

Back-Alley Hooker Greeting Card

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Ladylike Motherfucker

Ladylike Motherfucker Greeting Card

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My Secret

My Secret Greeting Card

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My Love For You

My Love For You Greeting Card

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Me So Holy

Me So Holy Greeting Card

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Let's Get Shit Done

Let's Get Shit Done Greeting Card

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Fuck That Shit

Fuck That Shit Greeting Card

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Too Fucking Polite

Too Fucking Polite Greeting Card

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I Make Beer Disappear

I Make Beer Disappear Greeting Card

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