Rude Cards

Looking for a greeting card that's a little bit naughty? Our collection of rude, crude, and offensive cards are perfect for friends and family who appreciate a good laugh. From mildly inappropriate to downright vulgar, we've got a card for every occasion.

Our greetings cards are printed in full colour on a high quality A5 350gsm silk white card, with the inside left blank for you to handwrite your own message.

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Only In It For The Parking

Only In It For The Parking Greeting Card

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I'm A Fucking Professional

I'm A Fucking Professional Greeting Card

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I'm A Fucking Unicorn, Bitch

I'm A Fucking Unicorn, Bitch Greeting Card

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How About A Nice Warm Cup Of Shut The Fuck Up

How About A Nice Warm Cup Of Shut The Fuck Up Greeting Card

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I'm A Fucking Genius

I'm A Fucking Genius Greeting Card

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Go Green Fuck A Vegan

Go Green Fuck A Vegan Greeting Card

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Go Green Fuck A Vegetarian

Go Green Fuck A Vegetarian Greeting Card

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No I Won't Fix Your Fucking Computer

No I Won't Fix Your Fucking Computer Greeting Card

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Kitchen Bitch

Kitchen Bitch Greeting Card

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If You Think I'm a Dick

If You Think I'm a Dick Greeting Card

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If You Think I'm a Bitch

If You Think I'm a Bitch Greeting Card

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Cunt of the Year

Cunt of the Year Greeting Card

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Cunt Lights

Cunt Lights Greeting Card

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Irish As Fuck

Irish As Fuck Greeting Card

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English As Fuck

English As Fuck Greeting Card

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Scottish As Fuck

Scottish As Fuck Greeting Card

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Welsh As Fuck

Welsh As Fuck Greeting Card

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I Fucking Love You

I Fucking Love You Greeting Card

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Happy Go Lucky Little Ray Of Fucking Sunshine

Happy Go Lucky Little Ray Of Fucking Sunshine Greeting Card

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You Make Me Moist

You Make Me Moist Greeting Card

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