A Dildo for Christmas
Merry Christmas From Me And My Pussy
Ho Ho Holy Shit
Christmas Cheer
What Am I Getting For Christmas
Merry Christmas Middle Finger
On The First Day of Christmas
Merry Christmas You Twat
All I Want For Christmas Is Money
Jingle Fucking Bells
Season To Get Shitfaced
Happy Whatever The Fuck
Ho Bloody Ho
Merry Christmas Sugar Tits
Santa Knows You've Been A Cunt
Merry Christmas Cunts
Fuck Turkey
Fuck Sprouts
Your Secret Santa
Kiss Me Under The Mistletoe
Happy Birthday Jesus!
Santa Is Coming
Hate Xmas Hate Jumpers
Bah Fucking Humbug
Love Your Sprouts
Festive As Fuck
Jolly As Fuck
Well Hung
Get This Guy A Mince Pie
Mince Pies Before Guys
I Don't Exist Merry Christmas
Santa Came Twice
I'm Not Santa
Hey Kids! There Is No Santa!
Ho Ho Ho Motherfucker Santa
Ho Ho Ho Motherfucker