Greeting Cards

Looking for a hilariously inappropriate way to celebrate life’s milestones? Our collection of rude greeting cards is perfect for those who want to add a little edge to their celebrations.

Whether you need a rude birthday card, a rude Christmas card, a rude Valentine’s Day card, or just want to send a little something to shock and amuse your friends, we’ve got you covered.

Our cards are designed with a devilishly funny sense of humour that is sure to make anyone laugh (or blush). Shop now and give the gift of laughter with our rude greeting cards.

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Dabbing Santa

Dabbing Santa Greeting Card

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Dear Santa, Define 'Naughty'

Dear Santa, Define 'Naughty' Greeting Card

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Santa Is A Judgemental Cunt

Santa Is A Judgemental Cunt Greeting Card

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Secret Santa - Everyone Thinks I'm A Cunt

Secret Santa - Everyone Thinks I'm A Cunt Greeting Card

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Dear Santa, Yes, I’ve Been Naughty

Dear Santa, Yes, I’ve Been Naughty Greeting Card

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A Gay In A Manger

A Gay In A Manger Greeting Card

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HO Cubed

HO Cubed Greeting Card

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Merry Kiss My Arse

Merry Kiss My Arse Greeting Card

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Coronavirus Ruined Christmas

Coronavirus Ruined Christmas Greeting Card

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I Am Your Father Christmas

I Am Your Father Christmas Greeting Card

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Jingle Balls Christmas

Jingle Balls Christmas Greeting Card

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Merry Christmas Bitches

Merry Christmas Bitches Greeting Card

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Winner Winner Christmas Dinner

Winner Winner Christmas Dinner Greeting Card

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Christmas Can Fuck Off

Christmas Can Fuck Off Greeting Card

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All I Want For Christmas

All I Want For Christmas Greeting Card

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Stick Your Christmas Spirit Up Your Arse

Stick Your Christmas Spirit Up Your Arse Greeting Card

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Merry Fucking Christmas You Miserable... Swearing

Merry Fucking Christmas You Miserable... Swearing Greeting Card

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Merry Fucking Christmas You Grumpy... Swearing

Merry Fucking Christmas You Grumpy... Swearing Greeting Card

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Merry Christmas Bollock Chops

Merry Christmas Bollock Chops Greeting Card

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Merry Fucking Christmas Santa

Merry Fucking Christmas Santa Greeting Card

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