Rude Birthday Bears

Happy Birthday - Favourite Child

Happy Birthday - Favourite Child Swear Bear

I Smile Because You're My Mother

I Smile Because You're My Mother Swear Bear

I Smile Because You're My Father

I Smile Because You're My Father Swear Bear

Hard To Buy Gifts For

Hard To Buy Gifts For Swear Bear

Your Birthday It Is

Your Birthday It Is Swear Bear

Just Killing Time

Just Killing Time Swear Bear

Coffin Dodging Oxygen Thief

Coffin Dodging Oxygen Thief Swear Bear

From The Child You Inherited

From The Child You Inherited Swear Bear

I Love Your Birthday

I Love Your Birthday Swear Bear

Old Cunt

Old Cunt Swear Bear

So Cute I'm Adopted

So Cute I'm Adopted Swear Bear

Attitude Stinks Smell My Cock

Attitude Stinks Smell My Cock Swear Bear

I Only Drink Prosecco On Two Occasions

I Only Drink Prosecco On Two Occasions Swear Bear

One Year Closer to Bingo

One Year Closer to Bingo Swear Bear

Champagne Lifestyle, Prosecco Budget

Champagne Lifestyle, Prosecco Budget Swear Bear

I Really Fucking Love You

I Really Fucking Love You Swear Bear

Glad Your Mum Didn't Swallow

Glad Your Mum Didn't Swallow Swear Bear

Attitude Stinks

Attitude Stinks Swear Bear

Bell End

Bell End Swear Bear

Coronavirus Ruined My Birthday

Coronavirus Ruined My Birthday Swear Bear