Father Christmas Thinks You're A ... Swearing Swear Bear
Fall in love with this cute, cuddly and very, very rude Swear Bear.
Rude and offensive teddy bear with "Father Christmas thinks you're a ... " choose from cunt, twat or dick printed on his t-shirt. Our bad taste bears make a great celebration gift for the one you love; sweet, lovable and downright offensive .
If you'd like another swear word not listed above, let us know in your order notes.
Choose your bear colour and size.
Swear Bears
- Bear available in either plush cream or brown fur
- 100% Polyester plush fur
- Handwash
- Bear available in small or medium size
- Small Bear - height head to toe standing 20cm, length paw to paw 17cm
- Medium Bear - height head to toe standing 30cm, length paw to paw 26cm
- Complies with EN71 European Toy Safety regulations
- White removable short sleeved t-shirt
- Bear suitable for all ages 18+
Please Note
All of our items are hand-printed to order, as a result, colours may vary between prints - images are for illustration purposes only.