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Stay hydrated in style with this rude and offensive water bottle personalised with your chosen name and choice of profanity. The water bottle has "*Name*, it might be your birthday but you're still a ..." choose from cunt, bitch, twat, cock, wanker or dickhead printed on both sides. This rude and offensive water bottle is great as a gift for that special person; ideal as a birthday present.
Please put the name you would like personalised on the water bottle in the notes section at checkout, we recommend a name of less than 10 characters, you can also choose another swearword if the one you require isn't listed.
This offensive water bottle is ideal to keep your favourite beverages at a perfect temperature in any weather. Perfect as a gift for anyone and ideal for any occasion,Our water bottle is a great alternative to plastic bottles that features a leak-proof double-wall construction to keep your drink chilled or hot for prolonged periods. Perfect and durable enough for everyday use, outdoor use or in sports.
Our Personalised Birthday Swearing Water Bottle is hand-printed on both sides (front/back) of a high-quality stainless steel water bottle with an iconic bowling pin shaped design and is available in silver or white gloss finish.
All of our items are hand-printed to order, as a result, colours may vary between prints - images are for illustration purposes only.
Ceramic Mugs: The dishwasher suggested setting is the ECO setting - Max 40 degrees C, however, we do recommend hand-washing your new mug to keep the mug looking its best.
Premium Satin Mugs: Microwave and dishwasher safe, the dishwasher suggested setting is the ECO setting - Max 40 degrees C, however, we do recommend hand-washing your new mug to keep the mug looking its best.
Sparkle Mugs (Silver & Gold) and Magic Mugs: Our sparkle and colour changing mugs are not microwave or dishwasher safe and should not be cleaned with harsh abrasives. We suggest hand washing only with mild detergents in moderate temperatures, to keep the mug looking its best.
See Full Details On Our Mug Style & Care Guide Page
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All of our garments can be machine washed up to 40°C and can be tumble dried at low heat, although we recommend that they are dried naturally to keep the print looking its best. Please remember; always iron on the reverse side to avoid damaging the print.
See Full Details On Our Clothing Size & Care Guide Page
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For orders placed before 2 pm, we aim to dispatch on the same day; orders placed after 2 pm will be dispatched on the next working day.
Our free UK delivery services use Royal Mail 2nd Class parcel service, with an estimated delivery time of 3-5 working days, full details of all of our UK and international delivery services are available on our delivery page
Next Day Delivery: Please note, for next day delivery, your order needs to be placed before 1pm