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Christmas Cards
Tired of the same old mushy Christmas cards or need a Christmas card that’s a little bit naughty but a lot of fun? Look no further than our collection of rude Christmas cards! Whether you’re looking to shock your friends and family or simply need a good laugh, we’ve got the perfect card for you.
Sweater for Christmas
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The Dickhead List
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Nothing For You Bitch
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Even Wankers Deserve
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Santa Loves A Ho
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Happy Christmas And All That Shit
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Christmas Pudding
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Same Shit Different Christmas
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Merry Xmas You Magnificent Bastard
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Happy Cock-mas
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Touch My Elf
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Jingle Bell End
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Tinsel Tits
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Bum Me This Christmas
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Personalised Christmas Wank Sock
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Merry Christmas From Me And My Cock
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Christmas Loading
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A Dildo for Christmas
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Merry Christmas From Me And My Pussy
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Ho Ho Holy Shit
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